The Burbs

so friends, another friendly "Fisher" neighborhood story.

We have a neighbor, we'll call him "Bob."
"Bob" is a nice old man. Friendly probably is his middle name.
Well we haven't seen "Bob" in awhile, 2 weeks to be exact.

2 strangers are now staying at his house, with "Bob" no where in sight. One by the name of "Calvin." The other one I'll call, "Creepy."
For the last two weeks "Calvin & Creepy" have had yard sales. Selling a dishwasher, washer, dryer, entertainment center, guitar...all new stuff...perhaps "Bob's" stuff???

Where is "Bob?"

The husband asked "Calvin" if "Bob" was on vacation..."Calvin" said "Bob" was around?? Hmmm.

Do you stay here "Calvin?"
Yep.

Something fishy is going on here.
would you call the police?